Clay Joshuah Rainstar casually asks a startled country-club member for money while eating a pastry

Why?

Apparently the large words require supporting documentation.

A delighted clay country-club patron reaches for his checkbook while Joshuah Rainstar stirs his tea

Because you want to.

You were curious enough to press the button. That is desire wearing a necktie. Read the rest of this page if you need minutes for the meeting in which you explain what your hand had already decided.

A clay industrialist tips a wheelbarrow of coins into a public garden while Joshuah writes beneath a tree

Because it would be an ethical use of profits.

Profits are a little embarrasing when they just sit there becoming larger profits. Turn a bit of yours into the right of a capable person to remain outside everybody’s chain of command. You do not get an employee. Neither does your competitor. Civilization gets the spillover, and you get to look unusually decent over lunch.

Examine the suspiciously defensible policy →
Coins propel clay Joshuah through a greenhouse workshop filled with radios, fruit trees, a house model, and an extravagant shower

Because it will stimulate him to do more and prosper.

Money is famously exchangeable for food, heat, tools, and the sort of roof that stays where it was put. Removing those little administrative emergencies would leave him dangerously free to investigate radios, plants, image tools, peculiar machines, and whatever else has failed to defend itself.

There is already a costed plan involving a courtyard home, a tropical greenhouse hallway, research equipment, fruit trees, radomes, recycled glass, and heroic quantities of melon. A few stupidly silly things may escape the workshop. Some will become useful; others will deliver a donut to a fox by private rail.

Inspect the complete misuse of funds →
A rain-soaked clay Joshuah rescues a kitten while carrying books and a radio past a tornado-damaged farmstead

Because he deserves it.

He’s been through quite alot: prairie wind, farm chores, two tornadoes, alternative education, employment trying and mostly failing to digest him, long roads, short money, and the ordinary humiliations issued to anybody whose life will not fit in the supplied little box.

Read the partially declassified person →
Clay Joshuah supervises three hypothetical children enthusiastically stamping tax forms at miniature desks

Because his offspring will no doubt pay taxes.

This meat popsicle is ready to start a family; the household budget remains frozen. He wants to raise future taxpayers, but still needs the means to give them a stable home, alongside another qualified adult who has reviewed the proposal and somehow still agrees.

Their number, filing status, and willingness to become dentists remain projections, but projections have never stopped a serious investor. This is vertical fiscal integration.

Clay Joshuah gives townspeople a cart overflowing with free radios, tools, disks, and inventions while an accountant's machine smokes

Because he has given away more than it will ever cost you.

Fonts, image tools, experiments, source code, research programs, repaired ideas, and a surprising quantity of hard-won failure have been placed in public where nobody can invoice you for opening the lid.

You have possibly already received your product and simply neglected to pay the invoice. Embarrasing. Fortunately the late fee is just more money.

Count the things released for public use →
Clay Joshuah shares a tower of donuts with cats, birds, a frog, a fox, and a cow at a garden tea table

Because he loves animals. And donuts.

These are the two soundest constituencies in public life. Animals are alive without preparing a pitch deck. Donuts are breakfast without pretending not to be dessert. He approaches both with the respect normally reserved for judges and electrical service panels.

Review the donut platform →
A fictional clay granny chases Joshuah through a cramped kitchen with a frying pan as he carries a suitcase, radio, and house plans

Because he lives with his granny and he needs a place to go.

Multigenerational living is noble right up until cookware becomes a navigational aid. Granny has been patient. He has been present. The cat has remained studiously neutral.

A patron could resolve this domestic arms race by funding an address with one workshop, one greenhouse, and enough distance for both parties to miss each other properly.

Clay Joshuah points matter-of-factly into an empty hat at a country-club tea table while everyone else avoids eye contact

Because you can.

If you can spare enough to change someone’s life without diminishing your own, that is a reason to give. A little of your surplus could become his stability, freedom to make useful things, and chance to raise a family.

Good fortune carries some responsibility for the good it could do. Generosity gives you a better answer when somebody eventually asks what you did with yours.

At clay pearly gates an angel points toward a worried patron's closed wallet while Joshuah shares donuts with a lamb inside

Because if you dont, you wont go to Heaven.

The accounting at the pearly gates is old-fashioned. The ledger is kept by hand. Every closed wallet squeaks loudly in the stillness. When the angel asks what became of the money, “I made the number larger” is going to sound a bit thin.

Give now. Arrive later with the receipt and the quiet confidence of somebody who funded a kosher meat popsicle’s greenhouse.

Avoid an awkward eternity →